I just wanna get your attention

I totally have the hiccups right now! It is very annoying. I got them as soon as I got out of my car and started walking to work. I had to go up the RB Stairs. For those of you who are not familiar with the campus of Brigham Young University there is a large stairs case (about 105 steps) that goes from one building to another part of campus. I walk up it everyday and most day I run up it. So I dash up the stairs and I am hiccuping hardcore at the same time. What shall I do for a cure? Watch a video with the best quotes from Shaq.

Keep it fresh, keep it clean.

Going along with Timeless thing number four that I wrote about Tuesday I have had a recent spark in the neckbeard. Urban Dictionary defines the neckbeard as

1. (n) Facial hair that does not exist on the face, but instead on the neck. Almost never well groomed.

2. (n) Derogatory term for slovenly nerdy people who have no sense of hygene or grooming. Often related to hobbies such as card gaming, video gaming, anime, et. al.

3. The ultimate beard for people who don't want to hide their face with a beard but still love beards. Seen on fierce indie kids, gurus, and football stars. Popular a hundred years ago on the likes of inspirational revolutionaries such as Abe Lincoln, Che Guevara, Bob Marley and Jesus and coming back now with a vengeance.

Here is a prime example of a neckbeard being modeled by the ever so creative Henry David Thoreau.


Baron Davis has a killer neckbeard!

He even has a has tag that he uses in his tweets. it's #baronsbeardtipoftheday. I highly suggest you follow him on Twitter!


Another prime example from history.

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OMG Shoes

I dunno what it is but I like shoes. I also like taking pictures of them. My friend Garrett would always make fun of me cause I would take pictures of my shoes randomly. Here is what he said to me

He is talking about this photo

Yes I have sexy legs and those are SEXY Nike's! They are a special edition Air Force One's that I bought in Harlem. The store that I bought them in was only about 12x8 feet and it only had Nike's. It was HEAVEN!

My favorite brands have to be Nike, Vans, and Fallen

I bought this Fallen shoe 3 times in 3 different colors


Next is Vans! I had a pair of Vans when I was in the 3rd grade and didnt get another one till my friend Natalie bought me a pair for me on my 18th birthday.


These Nike's are almost as dope as my ones I posted earlier.

If it were up to me Nike would only mike high tops.

Like a Sugar Free Red Bull

I was in a weird mood today and I was thinking about things that will probably stay timeless, at least in my opinion.

1. American Pie by Don Mclean
Everyone knows the lyrics to the chorus of this song!

2. Star Wars
This moving has inspired people since 1977 and it will for a long time

3. The hatred of the New York Yankees
People are always gonna hate the Yankees!

4. A teenage boy's obsession of facial hair
There is a reason why guys like the month of March, and November!

5. Hand written letters
Yes I can instantly send someone words though a text or email but nothing beats seeing someone's actual hand writing.

6. Seeing someone getting hit in the crotch.
Forever guys will wince in pain and laugh after someone gets one to the nads.

7. Calling some one four eyes.
Not everyone can afford lasik!

8. Sports Center's top 10 plays
Nuff' said...

9. People wondering what happened to JFK.
Turns out there were actually 5 gunmen.

10. NASCAR
People pay to see them drive around still.

11. Telling a sibling they are adopted.
Wait... I am?

12. Bill Cosby
He's like the new Coke, no no like Kodak Film, no no! He is like Jell-O Pudding! He'll be around forever!
If you get this reference, I owe you a high five!

At the moment that is all I can think of. I will probably add more to this soon.

I Make Her Say

For me there is nothing like hearing a song that you particularly enjoy and then hearing another band that you like cover it. Ever since 2000 Fearless Records has been producing the Punk Goes... albums. Each album has a different theme ranging from Pop, Metal, Crunk, and in April of this year they will be releasing Punk Goes... Class Rock. These albums are not only great listening but they also can help people discover new bands but it gives the listener a chance to hear a song that came out well before their time! It is a lot easier to listen to a band if you already know the song they are playing, and I think that is why so popular. I discovered Bayside with their cover of Sean Kingston's "Beautiful Girls," and became familiar with the Grammy nominated rapper Skee-Lo with The Secret Handshake's cover of his song "I Wish." I have also given scremo bands Chiodos, Silverstein, A Day to Remember, and a few others with their covers of "Flagpole Sitta," Apologize," and "Over My Head (Cable Car)." Here is a list of some of my favorite covers that you should check out!

"Your Love"-Midtown
"Video Killed the Radio Star"-Amber Pacific
"Dead Man's Party"-A Thorn for Every Heart
"Manic Monday"-Relient K
"Under the Bridge"-Gym Class Heroes
"Four Winds"-The Killers
"American Girl" Jack's Mannequin
"Jumper"- Bedlight for Blue Eyes
"Enjoy the Silence"-Anberlin
"Hey Jealousy"-Hit the Lights
"Men in Black"-Forever the Sickest Kids
"Umbrella"-All Time Low
"I Wanna Love You"-The Maine
"California Love"-My American Heart
"I Wish"-The Secret Handshake
"When I Grow Up"-Mayday Parade

p.s. the most covered song is "Yesterday" by the Beatles

p.s.s I'd rather have a Fredette than a Ferrari.

Squeaky Shoes

For the first time in my life I feel the pain for cartoon villains. I suffer from squeaky shoe syndrome as well. It provides great comic relief though! The only time where it is annoying is when I am walking through the library. Imagine a dead quite room full of studious students studying for finals. Then something breaks the bone chilling silence. It is the combination of canvas, rubber, and a little bit of leather rubbing together. It's pretty awesome.

I'mmmmmm back!

Hey guess what everyone?! I'm back! A lot has happened since I last posted. I turned 18, started college and I have become old. Stay tuned for more awesome rants by me!